its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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