I wish I only lived at night.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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