we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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