That's when you crack a 10am beer
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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