windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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