I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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