We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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