Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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