I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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