I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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