I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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