It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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