does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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