Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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