do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I accidentally burped into my bong.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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