I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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