My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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