I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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