Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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