omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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This baby is an asshole
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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