Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
now i know why i became what i already was.
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how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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