Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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