Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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