i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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