How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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