Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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