i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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