Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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