I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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