So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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