I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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