whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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