And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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