whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I need a burrito and a hug.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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