How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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