Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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