think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I understand Curling. That high.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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