ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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