But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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