Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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