when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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