I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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