you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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