Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize