Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I know her cup size but not her name....
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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