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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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