so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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