if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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