Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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