i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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