therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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