Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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